Shayari Bazar

A man`s wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes So he walks down to the store only to find it closed So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment After they`ve had their fun he realizes its 3 AM and says Oh no its so late my wife`s going to kill me Have you got any talcum powder? She gives him some talcum powder which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty mad Where the heck have you been? ? Well honey its like this I went to the store like you asked but they were closed So I went to the bar to use the vending machine I saw this great looking woman there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her ``Oh yeah? Let me see your hands She sees his hands are covered with powder and You damn liar You went bowling again